What the Fuck?!?!

Ok, im in the city, its like 9:30 - 10:00 pm, and I need to take a piss bad... I walk in2 Hungry Jacks(Burger King) and go to the rest room...I walk in the door, and I see a guy standin behind the door, guy gives me a weird look so im like fuck, i need to piss and homie wants to try somthin, especially cauz i was just with a friend who hangs out in da city with his boys and they fight all the time. this makes me guilty by association...im like fuck it, i can take dude, fuck him... so i do my business, while watchin the floor for any sus movements...then im bout to go wash my hands still eyen this mutha fucka, then he asks do i like hip hop, i knew som1 was in the stalls so i wasnt sure if this was some attempt at a signal or som shit so i face him, back against the wall on an angle and say sure...then his like im a rapper, and gave me his myspace n shit, i was like shit that was some crazy ass weird shit huh?

wow thats crazy as fuck