General Ranting and Raving...

Im so bored of ppl not talking that Im just gonna rant about random shit...feel free to rant about anything that is annoying or what ever.

Im gonna start with those fuckin annoying porn ads that r on l8 nite t.v. I mean I cant even watch Conan O Brien or The peoples court without seeing like 10 ads saying shit like these girls are hot and waiting 4 u, call them now on... i mean, iv seen some of the girls who work on those lines, and they definately dont look like the girls in the ad. 1 of them was like 70 for fucks sake, false advertising for $5 a minute. if i was gonna pay $5 a minute to talk to somebody, itd be a fuckin psychiatrist for being both gullible and desperate enough 2 call 1 of these lines. and any way, i know girls thatll do more than talk for $5 a minute, shit som girls will screw u 4 a 6 pack, so if anybody calls those fuckin lines they should holla at ya boy, and ill make sure u get ur moneys worth.

apart from the porn ads, u got these annoying ringtone/game ads. back in the day i bought a couple of ring tones, i aint gonna lie, but these fuckin things r on 3 times every 5 minutes. not to mention if u read the disclaimer, theyre meant for ppl over 16 or ppl with bill payers permission. BULLSHIT! if they where, then y do they have lil kids cartoons n shit and games with movies kids r watching? thats not even the worst part of the deal, by getting 1 thing they enter u in2 a contract where u gotta pay weekly to get a few fuckin ringtones or games. since i turned 16 i couldnt give a shit about those things, they r a waste of money and who gives a fuck if u got some new ringtone? when i hear ppl with those ringtones, i just think, what a douche. Not to mention that 3 times an ad break u gotta listen to the latest shitty music like katy perry - i kissed a girl, who gives a shit? i kissed a few girls in my time too, and guess what bitch, i liked it. i mean these days ppl just say theyre queer to get attention, look at queer eye 4 the str8 guy, brit spears and madonna, Lohan. i mean i got nuttin against em personally, i just dont see what the big deal is...

totally agree, the next time I hear another stupid ring tone like "Im a Gummy Bear" Im gonna..Im gonna...come online and shout about it....

im About ready to grab an assault rifle and head down to the offices of these ads, they say violent media makes u violent, i disagree, i say disruption of violent programming with repeatitive garbage incites violence

Those ringtones cost around 2-3 dollars each time they send you shit. I knew someone dumb enough to sign up for one. He thought it was funny till it cost him 15 dollar in 2 days. People got to read what they are agreeing to pay for

Edit: Another that annoys me is when shitty products (i'm mostly looking at game or movies but it is true for a lot of things) try to sell themselves by adding in a girl with big boobs wearing almost nothing. If i wanted to watch a porno than I would! Worse of all is that this technique works, how dumb can some people be?

Yeah, the worst is deaoderant, theyre all the same, average guy is unlucky with girl, sprays on deoderant then he is a chick magnet lol.

but the worst thing about the ringtone deals is that by buying it, u sign a contract putting u into a ringtone club where u gotta pay even when ur not gettong the product, back in the day it was like $5 per club every week or every day.